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This x That:

Know This:

• Rick Santorum joins Rep. Michele Bachmann in signing The Family Leader’s anti-gay “Marriage Vow.”

• South Sudan officially becomes world’s newest nation.

• “Yesterday was a day of great sadness,” says News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks in an e-mail to staff.

Read This:

• Will and Kate leave Canada, arrive in LA.

• Sources: Yao Ming to retire from NBA.

• TNT greenlights Dallas reboot.

• PETA picketed Zookeeper premiere along with everyone else.

• And So It (Allegedly) Begins: Casey Anthony offered $1 million to appear on Jerry Springer Show.

• Former missing child Jaycee Dugard talks to Diane Sawyer about her 18 years in captivity.

• TSA agent nabbed with stolen iPad in pants, may have taken many other things.

• Australian man gored in the leg at annual running of the bulls.

• EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK: The Space Invaders: The Videogame: The Movie Screenplay.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: Picasso Thief Nabbed After Getting Caught on Surveillance Camera.

• Tea x Time List: The 7 Sleaziest Mating Rituals in the Animal Kingdom.

• Above: Homer Simpson invites the Royal Couple to sit in on a table read for an episode of The Simpsons.

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